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There's only one explanation for this.
If you like having your brainz on the inside of your skull, we recommend posting these Emergency Procedures at home, at work, and anywhere else you might need to turn your back for even a second. And remember... trust no one.
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Friday May 23rd at 6:48pm from Jenny +
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Perhaps she was determined to live until at least November so she could get out and cast her vote against Obama. Actually, I'm surprised something like that wasn't written in the bylines.
Thanks for the posters, Jenny. Now no one has any excuse for not killing off a zombie infection and taking care of the problem before it spreads into someone else's neighborhood.
I spent most of yesterday afternoon hanging these all over the office and educating clerical on the dangers of a zombie apocalypse. They're our first line of defense, after all. ;)
It's a good thing you did that, Jenny. Perhaps we need some of these posters around our office too.
I will try and get this added to the training materials as well, you can be to ready!
That's a damn good idea, Nathan. No new employee should be without some standard basic anti-zombie precautions.
One word: WEBINAR. I'm thinking lots of animated GIFs. :D
Agreed, Jenny. Are you on it, Nathan?
oh yeah, all over it.. How about a statewide all day event in Flatwoods to?Maybe we can blame the error rate on the Zombie invasion, and do a demo on how to smack clients and co-workers in the heads with our desperate homemade weapons..
How about a statewide all day event in Flatwoods to?
...in the middle of winter, of course, so half of us can miss due to bad weather and the other half nearly die getting there.
Of course, a week-long event in Clarksburg would be better... balls to the wall, you know... It's how I roll.
Maybe we can blame the error rate on the Zombie invasion
In the grand scheme of Things We've Blamed The Error Rate On, this would sadly not be the most farfetched. So, why the hell not? Go ahead. lol
a demo on how to smack clients and co-workers in the heads with our desperate homemade weapons..
I've never done this, but I've imagined it so many times in my head that I've got to be an expert by now. I'll see how Bevins feels about dressing in sequins and being my assistant.
*straightface*
Jenny, careful what you ask for, I have a feeling if YOU asked, Bevins would have no trouble at all with dressing in sequins, a funny wig, or anything at all for that matter. Just mention volleyball, and your in...
Also I think you've just given the unoffical theme song for the State of WV's next sanction with FNS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph8kGPXOoUw
HAH! Oh, that settles it... I need Rodney's personal email address so I can suggest that theme for payment accuracy. (There ARE actually limits to what I'll send in a groupwise, no matter what anyone else might say.)
They are supposedly making "World War Z" into a movie.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_Z
I don't know if I ever mentioned this, but Mr. Ville is the world's biggest curmudgeon. He hates damn near everything - and I really mean damn near everything - but, boy, does he love him some zombies! I'm firmly convinced that the only reason he married me is because there weren't any female zombies available.
We'll be watching this one as soon as it's released, no doubt. ;)
Accept! I forgot all about that classic heavy metal hit. Thanks, Nathan!! Perfect way to wrap up a hellish Friday.
And hey, I'm down for a week of anti-zombie training in Clarksburg or a statewide all-day event in -5 degree weather. I'll be happy with whatever you all tenured workers decide.
I'm telling you... NEW... October... it's where everyone who really isn't anyone is at. ;)
Okay, and few people who actually are someone, too, but mostly people who mistakenly believe they are someone.