If that's how a cat says Merry Christmas, our girl cat must have thought Christmas was every fucking day after we plucked her off of the farm because our ENTIRE HOUSE was her toilet for a good two or three months.
When we brought home a boy cat to chew on the litterbox became her shitter, as it should have been since Day 1.
Since you brought up cats, my Christmas wish is that for ten minutes my cats were as big as me. I'd put boxing gloves on 'em and wear their asses out. Once the ten minutes was over we'd resume our normal relationship consisting of indifference and shitting spoardically in the basement.
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Tuesday December 25th 2007 at 6:24pm from Jenny +
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Our cats are coughing up ribbon-infused hairballs left and right.
But that doesn't hold a candle to the festiveness caused when cats eat Xmas tree icicles and have a shimmering backside...
If that's how a cat says Merry Christmas, our girl cat must have thought Christmas was every fucking day after we plucked her off of the farm because our ENTIRE HOUSE was her toilet for a good two or three months.
When we brought home a boy cat to chew on the litterbox became her shitter, as it should have been since Day 1.
Hahahahaha @ all y'all's cats... but stop it, you're making me want more cats. lol
Merry Christmas yourself!
Since you brought up cats, my Christmas wish is that for ten minutes my cats were as big as me. I'd put boxing gloves on 'em and wear their asses out. Once the ten minutes was over we'd resume our normal relationship consisting of indifference and shitting spoardically in the basement.
can't...spell..sporadically...I..
Once the ten minutes was over we'd resume our normal relationship consisting of indifference and shitting spoardically in the basement.
If your normal relationship consists of shitting in the basement, at least it's sporadically. :D
(I know, you meant the cats... but you didn't specify, and it was pretty amusing. lol)