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  1. Major disappointment.

    While browsing around the internet, I came across a link with a caption - "David Boreanaz poses for PETA as our new 'Angel' for the animals."

    Of course I dropped everything and rushed right over, because Boreanaz is damn hot, and PETA celebrity ads are usually a nice big photo illustrating just how much they'd rather be naked than wear fur.

    Yeah... not so much. What the hell, PETA? I'd have sworn allegiance to animals forever if you gave me naked pics of David Boreanaz.

    You screwed up, big time. Eva Mendez has a real nice ass and all, but all those posters of naked women aren't going to convince me of shit (except that I need to get to the gym already). Posters of naked hot men would be much more convincing to women - you know, the majority of the population wearing fur - to support your cause.

    Guess I'm just going to have to hold a squirrel at knifepoint. Sorry, squirrels. :(

    Read and add comments to this entry! 6 Comments | Sunday January 6th at 10:11am from Jenny +
    1. The Reverend Elvis D. Sunday January 6th at 11:39am

      Jenny,

      Senator Byrd won PETA's 2007 Person of the Year. Maybe they could talk him into posing naked for a photo op.

      ;)

    2. jenny Sunday January 6th at 12:53pm

      Oh, god, no.

      There are some things you just can't un-see.

    3. The Film Geek Sunday January 6th at 5:49pm

      Say it, sister! :)

    4. Mr. Chinchilla Monday January 7th at 2:37pm

      Heh heh. Stupid squirrels!

    5. Chris James Tuesday January 8th at 5:20pm

      Every time I see Alicia Silverstone's neckid ass, I write a check to the RNC, eat a veal chop, and get out that squeaky toy which inevitably makes my dogs fight each other (although not to the death).

    6. jenny Wednesday January 9th at 3:38am

      Hahaha! Yeah, that girl's Gone Downhill. Way downhill.

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