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  1. I've got good news and bad news.

    The good news is that I've finally finished the remaining nutsacks. Those of you who've been waiting patiently for yours should have them soon (Evan, Mr. Chinchilla). Thanks for being patient (the quiet four-day weekend had a lot to do with my finishing them).

    And then I teabagged my monitor, because I can.

    (Jackie: You'll want to stop reading here.)

    The bad news is that I somehow managed to take stupid self-inflicted injuries to a whole new level. One of the extra-thick, super-strong craft needles I was using to sew the nutsacks must've fallen into the carpet when I wasn't paying attention. Later, walking through my bedroom, I managed to step on it at just the right angle so that it went straight through my slipper and into my foot, effectively nailing my slipper onto my foot, sorta.


    1 3/4 inches of pain.

    After a lot of hopping around on one foot and cursing, I got the slipper/needle combo off my foot, and then I got the bleeding stopped, and everything's cool now. I think.

    On the other hand, I guess now you two are now the only people in the world to own Conflict Nutsacks. Unlike most other conflict items, however, there are no profits; therefore, you aren't funding any more violence and can enjoy them with a clean conscience. Those needles... they're just vicious.

    No, if this happens again, it'll be fueled solely by my own massive stupidity and nothing else.

    Ouch.

    Read and add comments to this entry! 10 Comments | Sunday December 30th 2007 at 3:56pm from Jenny +
    1. Hulka Sunday December 30th 2007 at 11:10pm

      Is my nutsack actually larger than the other one, or is that just the (top) photo?

      It doesn't matter to me (I'm not one of those guys); I'm just wondering.

    2. jenny Monday December 31st 2007 at 5:26am

      It is, just slightly, because I don't have a pattern and just cut them out freehand.

      Although, I'll be the first to tell you that size doesn't matter.

    3. Mr. Chinchilla Monday December 31st 2007 at 6:08am

      Ouch! Sorry about your injury.... Here's wishing you a rockin' Happy New Year!

    4. The Film Geek Monday December 31st 2007 at 7:37pm

      Hope your tetanus shots are up to date! Anyone who can successfully work "teabagging" into a blog post can't get all sick and die on me.

      Happy new year, Jenny.

    5. Jackie Tuesday January 1st at 6:25am

      Yeah, that "teabag/monitor" thing was awesome!!! I'm still laughing through my vomit thanks to the the pierced foot story... :)

    6. jenny Tuesday January 1st at 4:06pm

      Happy New Year, kids!

      Don't worry, I'm good on my tetanus shots. I'll be making lame teabagging jokes for many New Years' to come. ;)

    7. erat Thursday January 3rd at 7:53pm

      Blood Nutsacks! (Where's Leonardo DiCaprio?)

      I'm happy that no Jennies were harmed in the manufacturing of my Nutsack, almost as glad as I am to hear that size really doesn't matter. That means a lot (wipes tears).

    8. Rebecca Friday January 4th at 6:03pm

      Owwwwwwwwwwwwuh!!!!

      I'm glad you're OK, though. Sheesh!

    9. jenny Saturday January 5th at 7:22am

      That's right! I'm sure he'd love to be cast in a movie about Blood Nutsacks... who wouldn't? I'll get my people to talk to his people.

      It really doesn't (well, there is *one* exception to that rule, but otherwise... nope). That's a whole 'nother post for another time, though.

    10. jenny Saturday January 5th at 7:25am

      Thanks, Rebecca! I've made a full recovery. :D

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