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  1. It's the end of the world as we know it.

    No, I haven't fallen off the face of the earth. I've just been caught up in what started out as the Weekend From Hell, which then turned into the Week From Hell. I thought it might have given up on Friday, but there's now a distinct possibility it's going to become the Fortnight From Hell. (And I don't go to the hassle of naming and capitalizing periods of time unless they've really sucked some serious ballhair.)

    I don't know what sort of crazy ritual or animal sacrifice I've got to make to get a break from the insanity, but suggestions are welcome. I need all the help I can get. :)

    Read and add comments to this entry! 2 Comments | Wednesday June 18th at 3:31am from Jenny +
    1. The Reverend Elvis D. Thursday June 19th at 4:30pm

      Some spiritual advice; you don't need to sacrifice animals in order to win favor with Starfleet and the Justice League:

      1) Before you click your mouse and reactivate your monitor, call out "on screen". This might bring Captain Jean Luc Picard to your aid.

      2) Design a baterang and hit people in the head with it. This may not bring Batgirl's glory down upon you directly- but it will make you feel better, I promise.

      3) Learn to speak Klingon. Use it on people when you're done trying to communicate them in English. Pay extra close attention to their curse words, they are especially helpful in times of crisis.

      4) Find the direction of Gotham City from your house and kneel in that direction five times a day on a rug while repeating the words: "Bruce Wayne is the only Batman and Robin is His partner".

      I hope this helps, Jenny.

    2. jenny Thursday June 19th at 4:49pm

      You had me at "baterang." Great advice, as usual. Thank you. :)

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