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  1. For carrying your nuts around, obviously.

    "What the hell are you doing?"
    "Making a nutsack."
    "A what?"
    "A nutsack."
    "A what?!"
    "A NUTSACK."
    "..."

    Wal-Mart was all out of Simplicity? Nutsack patterns, so I had to eyeball it (intentional bad pun, sorry). Additionally, I found the perfect cloth - unfortunately, they only had it in teal...


    What, you've never seen a teal nutsack before?

    A marvel of modern craftmanship, it's not. But it's really not that bad, either, I think. Considering what I had to work with, I did the best I could. I had to sew that bastard by hand, too. lol

    Now I just gotta find two medium-sized bags of pistachios...

    Read and add comments to this entry! 10 Comments | Monday August 27th 2007 at 3:37pm from Jenny +
    1. erat Monday August 27th 2007 at 4:47pm

      Awesome! It adds a whole new twist to "blue balls." :)

    2. Hulka Monday August 27th 2007 at 7:04pm

      That's quite a fetching nutsack.

    3. Jenny Wednesday August 29th 2007 at 3:59am

      lol, thanks....

      Just remember, another original Nutsack™ will be yours for the winning at the next caption contest.

      Whenever the hell that is.

    4. Chris James Wednesday August 29th 2007 at 4:52pm

      This is perhaps the single greatest piece of folk art thus far in the 21st Century.

      Your great-great grandkid will take this to "Antiques Roadshow: 2099" and some guy will call it "a national treasure."

    5. Jenny Wednesday August 29th 2007 at 5:39pm

      Oh, god... lol

      Yeah, and they'll verify it's authenticity by turning it inside out and scrutinizing the uneven edges... "Definitely an original."

    6. Joe Wednesday August 29th 2007 at 7:30pm

      I love it!

    7. Jackie Thursday August 30th 2007 at 4:55pm

      Holy. Cow. That is waaay too much :)

      But Ima win me a Nutsack..you'll see!

    8. jenny Friday August 31st 2007 at 3:06am

      That's the spirit, Jackie! And well-timed... the next caption contest starts.... NOW!

    9. Lynn Friday September 7th 2007 at 10:28am

      Anyone else forcibly reminded of the Smurfs?

    10. jenny Saturday September 8th 2007 at 12:09pm

      I am *now*. lol

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