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Girls, pay attention.
Guys with girls should pay attention, too. And actually, transvestites and crossdressers should probably also listen up. (I'm all-inclusive, dammit.)
If you:
1) Are in the market for some lingerie
2) Are thinking about buying lingerie for that special someone in your life
3) Want to drop some subtle (or not so subtle) hints that their current lingerie sucks
4) Are single, but enjoy looking at mostly naked women
5) Aren't single, but enjoy looking at mostly naked womenCheck it: big holiday clearance sale going on now at victoriassecret.com. I didn't find this out until after I'd just bought a nice set from the physical store in the mall (which, I can assure you, does NOT have any type of sale going on whatsoever). However, it does give me an excuse to buy another set just like it in another color for a third of the price.
I'm all about the silver linings, you know.
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Friday December 21st 2007 at 4:47pm from Jenny +
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Okay, WTF is going on when a woman writes a blog post about undies and doesn't get even ONE comment. Everyone must be out of town or something.
Yeesh!
And hey, now I know why you mentioned lingerie a week or so ago. I should follow this news feed more closely, even when I'm pulling my hair out at work. I feel so behind...
Tell me about it... this was my public service announcement for the week, and no one gave a rat's ass.
Well, except you. Thanks. I'm not sure what I can do with just part of a rat, but it's the thought that counts. :)
For the record, I was taking note- but this is my Achilles Heel.
Now, I can make a total ass out of myself in grocery stores, at work, out in public- you name it. I can dance around like a total idiot and ask a total stranger how they really feel about Satan.
But I cannot talk about women's underwear or look at lingerie magazines or go into Victoria Secrets stores. I avoid the ladies garment sections in places like JC Pennies like the plague. It just embarrasses me to no end and I don't really know why. It's a mortal failing, I guess.
(But don't think for a minute that my wife doesn't enjoy dragging me into a Victoria's Secret store when we go to the mall- holding things up in front of me, while loving every minute of my face turning as red as a beet.)
I've been trying to convince men of this my entire life, with no luck, but what the hell: You should embrace the lingerie stores, Elvis, if only for the reason that you can then have a say in what Mrs. D buys. You both win. (Seriously. I hate shopping; I don't want to be in there either, and it would make the whole process SO much easier if a guy would come along and offer advice, like "Oh, I'd like to see you in that." That would be awesome. But that's just me.)
However, I'll also be the first to tell you that (in the grand scheme of things) being able to dance around like a total idiot and ask a total stranger how they really feel about Satan is a much more awesome life skill. :D