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Options for my spare time now that it's too cold to be outside: A List.
1. Guitar lessons. (I have a guitar, and I can play it... just not as well as I'd like to be able to play it.)
2. Violin lessons. (See above.)
3. Cello lessons. (I actually need to get the cello first, though.)
4. A membership to the Wellness Center. (I need to tone up, and I don't think it'll be a problem... even if it is, I can always abandon it if/when.)
5. College courses. (I need to get my ass back in school already.)
I have time for about... um... a grand total of ONE of those five things, though I'm afraid even one would seriously cut into my designated crack & hooker time. :(
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Thursday November 1st 2007 at 5:15pm from Jenny +
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I vote for the Wellness Center.
Music lessons are fun, but practicing is a pain in the ass and can eventually lead you to drop out and wonder why you didn't choose something different.
College is lovely, but as I learned over the 24 years (no shit) that I went to college, until you're ready to commit to FINISHING it's really not worth getting started again. You'll just end up stopping when work picks up -- "I'll only be gone one semester/quarter, I promise" -- and then after five more years go by you'll be in the same position you're in now. No joy.
Wellness is good for you, it can be fun, it doesn't require that much drudgery and you end up hot(ter?) in the end. What's to lose?
Or, you could scrap the whole fucking mess and just grow hydroponic pot in a closet and make lots of money selling to other home-bound WVians. Or go international with your nutsack empire. Just a couple more options to ponder.
Twenty four YEARS? Yikes.
Shit, I'd settle for hot. lol
Although, 'Nutsack Empress' does have a pretty nice ring to it...
Hmm.
A sporatic attendance record that spanned 24 years, yep, peppered with numerous multi-year gaps. It still sounds really awful, though. It's a wonder that I was allowed to start/stop as often as I did. I'd hate to guess how many tax dollars were flushed over my inability to stay in school.
Sometimes I suck.
I'm just glad it's over now.
I say forget those crazy options and focus on this realistic one:
6. Practice ghostin' to your favorite Wilco song...and then upload the video so we can all watch.
:)
Hmmm.... define "ghostin.'" Because depending on what that is, I probably already *have* a video of that. lol
I've gone a little crazy since getting a macbook... it's the built-in iSight, really. I can't seem to put it down. :\