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About those status messages last night...
I don't know what they said either. Sorry.
They must have really been something because a number of people asked me about them. It's been bugging me, and I've been trying to remember, but so far, no luck. I'm sorry. If I do figure it out, you guys will be the first to know.
In my defense, I did drink a six pack, chugged some white zinfandel, downed shots of Crown chased with beer (?!), and guzzled some Malibu, too. Three quarters of the way through our volleyball series, I picked up our Program Director (literally) and swung him around. Since he's my boss' boss, I REALLY hope he didn't mind. Ugh. Also? It pains me to admit this, but towards the end of the night, I went to the ladies' room and miraculously managed to get through it without falling over. When I went to leave, however, I pushed on the door expecting it to open, and instead walked right into the (still very closed) door. Wtf?
I pushed it again, harder. Nothing.
About this time, I noticed a lock on the door. I didn't remember locking the door, but maybe I had? So, I flipped it the other way around and pushed on the door again.
Still wouldn't budge.
About this time, I started to panic slightly. What if no one came in? I had already been trying to get out for five minutes, what if I was stuck in there all night? What if -
And just then, it occurred to me...
I pulled the door open and walked out into the hall, much to my relief.
So the status messages, they were really nothing in the grand scheme of my drunken stupidity, I assure you.
Good LORD, was I freakin' lit.
*shakes head
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Thursday September 13th 2007 at 6:17pm from Jenny +
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Sorry I missed the party.
I think I might have missed most of it too. '-'
It may just be me ... but there is no link on your blog to allow me to read your earlier posts before this one. I don't get here as often as I should (that's my mea culpa) and would like to check out what you've been writing about.
Yeah, sorry Jedi... one of these days I'm going to have an archives, I swear.
Until then, here's what you can do: just change the post number at the end of this url:
http://www.jennyville.com/post.php?334
Not every number has a post assigned to it, but most do. You can read almost every entry I've ever made, actually. However, doing so is banned under the Geneva Convention, so don't say I didn't warn you.