Jennyville

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Saved By The Torso
Scarlet Tanager
...A Sour Apple Tree
The Film Geek
The Jacknut Chronicles
Donutbuzz
Mr. Chinchilla
DC Comictician
Appalachian Greens
Canyonjam.net
Tech/Sec
All Click, No Point

For carrying your nuts around, obviously.

"What the hell are you doing?"
"Making a nutsack."
"A what?"
"A nutsack."
"A what?!"
"A NUTSACK."
"..."

Wal-Mart was all out of Simplicity? Nutsack patterns, so I had to eyeball it (intentional bad pun, sorry). Additionally, I found the perfect cloth - unfortunately, they only had it in teal...

What, you've never seen a teal nutsack before?

A marvel of modern craftmanship, it's not. But it's really not that bad, either, I think. Considering what I had to work with, I did the best I could. I had to sew that bastard by hand, too. lol

Now I just gotta find two medium-sized bags of pistachios...

10 Comments | Monday August 27th 2007 at 3:37pm from Jenny +
1. erat Monday August 27th 2007 at 4:47pm
  
  Awesome! It adds a whole new twist to "blue balls." :)
2. Hulka Monday August 27th 2007 at 7:04pm
  
  That's quite a fetching nutsack.
3. Jenny Wednesday August 29th 2007 at 3:59am
  
  lol, thanks....
  
  Just remember, another original Nutsack™ will be yours for the winning at the next caption contest.
  
  Whenever the hell that is.
4. Chris James Wednesday August 29th 2007 at 4:52pm
  
  This is perhaps the single greatest piece of folk art thus far in the 21st Century.
  
  Your great-great grandkid will take this to "Antiques Roadshow: 2099" and some guy will call it "a national treasure."
5. Jenny Wednesday August 29th 2007 at 5:39pm
  
  Oh, god... lol
  
  Yeah, and they'll verify it's authenticity by turning it inside out and scrutinizing the uneven edges... "Definitely an original."
6. Joe Wednesday August 29th 2007 at 7:30pm
  
  I love it!
7. Jackie Thursday August 30th 2007 at 4:55pm
  
  Holy. Cow. That is waaay too much :)
  
  But Ima win me a Nutsack..you'll see!
8. jenny Friday August 31st 2007 at 3:06am
  
  That's the spirit, Jackie! And well-timed... the next caption contest starts.... NOW!
9. Lynn Friday September 7th 2007 at 10:28am
  
  Anyone else forcibly reminded of the Smurfs?
10. jenny Saturday September 8th 2007 at 12:09pm
  
  I am *now*. lol
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For carrying your nuts around, obviously.