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Slogan Contest.
Let's make this otherwise boring douche a little more interesting... Submit your proposed slogan for the Manchingill Line of Fine Douchebags below in the comments (or email to jennyville@gmail.com).
Winner gets a random mystery prize*. Contest ends Sunday, July 26th at midnight, EST.
*which, if our garden doesn't stop spitting out zucchini like bullets out of an AK47, may very well be homemade zucchini bread.
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Monday July 21st at 3:08am from Jenny +
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LMAO!! Love it. Absolutely love it.
Open for Lady Business.
Hell yeah, Jenny. You just made my week.
Too bad he ain't on the slate to be Obama's running mate, otherwise the slogan could read: "Let us make our douche bag yours."
OMG, Jenny, your best work ever...
And I thought John Edward was the Biggest Douche in the Universe(tm)!
I'll second Chris's slogan.
Ok so I am assuming there is no limit on these, which is a good thing, cause I'm sure to have more by weeks end...enjoy
Manchingill cleaning up every nook and cranny of State Government
Manchingill, Gail’s number one douche
Manchingill, free with overnight stay in any WV State park
Its not his fault you’re a filthy whore WV, use Manchingill, and he’ll never know
Manchingill, works great when you’ve been f*cked in the ass too…
“Lay down, open wide, and shut your eyes, this will only take a minute” Manchingill Express
Manchingill, another fine Mylan Pharmacutical Product
Haha! I'm going to expand on #5:
"Manchingill: Not just for pussies."
Obviously I can't compete. I'm just sayin'. :D
Great, GREAT! post.
Here's my first try:
"Get your MoJoe on...No bulb syringe required!
"Disposable?!? Where's Mike Garrison when I need him?"
"Manchingill...the required douche for all state employees."
LOL @ Mike Garrison!
Film Geek, I know of at least two state employees who would rather quit. :D
I hear ya. It'll pass, I suppose. (But not for another term.) :)
"Manchingil...after 4 years of ass-poundings, it's the least we can do."
I hope my prize isn't extra-double scrutiny courtesy of the WVSP :D
"Manchingill: for vanilla lovers everywhere!"
(Sorry, King, couldn't resist.) :)
What a fabulous post to make my virgin visit to Jennyville on!!!
I'm rolling here.
"Smells like Democrat; Tastes like Republican"
Manchingill - You'll feel like you've been fucked in both ends.
Warning: May cause you to feel some decrease in income, an overall sensation of puzzlement, and a wistful longing for the days when political scandal just involved screwing some chick. Excessive use of Manchingill may cause twat rot and an inexplicable inability to try to do anything as you watch your state govenmental departments be sold off to private businesses (sometimes businesses over whom the agency was supposed to watch) one piece at a time.
I think we might have a winner in that last post!
I second that Nathan. Billy's done went and got my vote.
Although I have to admit I really enjoyed "works great when f**ked in the ass too....". Or maybe that's one that only state employees can really appreciate.
My vote's with BB. For the warning, if nothing else.
Amen Rev, Amen
Although I might try and come up with one more entry. I know how good a cook she is is, it's worth fighting for folks..
Nathan, If you go again I'll go again, like a sudden death slogan-off.
I crave zucchini bread now more than ever.
Beard-off!
If U-6 soccer has taught me anything, it's that we're all winners, even those of us who prefer cloud-gazing to kicking the ball and smearing dog feces on our teammates instead of trying to score a goal :D
And I just like to say "Ass-Pounding"....alot.
You know King, that kind of gives me an idea. See it sounds like dear Jenny has way to many zucchini's. So in the spirt of everyone being a winner, maybe everyone should get a loaf.. I'm just sayin' it's worth a thought...
I *do* have way too many zucchini right now.
What I *don't* have, though, is a nice comfortable HHRS,S salary - or free unlimited use of the postal service. Good lord. ;p
You hurt me, you hurt me bad ...lol
Hell yeah, bring on the "sudden death slogan-off".
We could have fun with this right up until Election Day
:)
So when does the sudden deal slogan-off begin?
And, any possibility we could get some Creature from the Black Lagoon gills on Manchin's pic on the Machingill box?
Ohh, Ohh! How about making that visible hand a Creature hand too?
Wouldn't the slogan have to change to fit the addition of the Creature?
Like "New Black Sludge Pond scent: Feels like pond scum; smells like ass."
Now I'm being quiet to await further instructions. That zucchini bread got me all excited. Sorry for the hijack hijinx.
Simmer!
I'm leaving first thing in the morning for two days of conferencing and drunken volleyballing at CSP, so all slogan contest-related action is (briefly) on hold... but I'll be back. Sloganing to commence shortly.
*hold music